So the king said, "Abracadabra, I want to write a series of seven bestselling books," and, lo, it happened. Obviously the king didn't learn anything, but the charlatan had discovered Babbitty Rabbit, a real magician from Hogsmeade (1) and persuaded her to hide and do the king's magic for him. (1), (2): Didn't you read the previous footnotes? Don't say you haven't been warned.īabbitty Rabbit and her Cackling Stump: A long time ago there was a king who wanted to learn magic so a charlatan decided to teach him in exchange for a lot of gold. Beedle believed it was the bottled mineral water that turned him into the richest bard in the world. While living as a destitute Quidditch (1) player in the slums of Edinburgh, trying to bring up a Hippogriff (2) as a single parent, Beedle used to sit in a cafe drinking Highland Spring. The End.Īlbus Dumblesnore's notes: This is one of the most autobiographical of the Beedle's tales. One year three very unhappy witches teamed up with a congenital idiot called the Luckless Knight and went through a series of ordeals, harrowing only in their predictability, before being very nice to one another, and after saying "after you" to one another they learned to be happy and so became fortunate for ever without realising the water didn't have any magical properties. The Fountain of Fair Fortune: Once upon a time, high on a hill, there was a Fountain of Fair Fortune that granted one unfortunate person the opportunity to be fortunate for ever and ever. Or, more likely, face an expensive legal action. (1), (2): These terms are the copyright of JK Rowling and anyone who tries to explain them will be sent to Azkaban (3).
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